#32

In July, I went to sunny Destin, Florida...sorry for the delay in this post, but I have serious procrastination issues

Monday, June 29

• 4th year orientation = holy frijoles I've got a lot of shit to do + beach thoughts
• Take-offs and landings are the best part of airplane rides
• Expected "turbulence" = Phantom turbulence minus mid-flight drink orders
• Leftover TGIFs = stinky backpack
• Emerald Grande = damn nice hotel

Tuesday, June 30

• "Private" hotel beach = musky green water, seaweed, large rocks = fun
• McGuire's Irish Pub = thousands of dollar bills everywhere + sharpie + stapler + STEAK

Wednesday, July 1

• DEEP SEA FISHING = too much sun + red snapper + sore arms the next day = AWESOME
• Eric + biggest catch = master of deep sea fishing
• Red Snapper restaurant = Place to eat your catches minus slaving over hot stove yourself
• Pat O's Hurricane = not as good as a margarita

Thursday, July 2

• "Back Porch" beach = clear waters + waves + white sand = GOOD BEACH...picture = eric = small dot in the middle
• Thunderstorms in Florida = freakin mini-hurricanes
• Ciao Bella Pizza = decent + filling
• Harry T's Long Island Iced Tea = biggest plastic cup ever
• Club Aqua = Bikini contest = weird

Friday, July 3

• Wave runners = 38 mph = waves minus sore butts minus fall-outs = miracle
• GOOD BEACH again = need those water goggles
• Para-sailing = relaxing 10 minutes
• Dewey Destin Seafood Restaurant = Shrimp and Spinach Alfredo minus filling = need to eat other people's food

Saturday

• Commander's palace restaurant = Replacing your full glass of water + Sorbets in little dishes = Fanciest restaurant ever (25 cent Cosmo = earliest I've ever had alcohol)
• Shopping for souvenirs = headache
• Reading "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" on the plane ride minus Kleenex = Not a good idea